Fagdimjabgess is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous mouse.

Fagdimjabgess created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagdimjabgess, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fagdimjabgess, she will turn you into a plant.

Fagdimjabgess' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fagdimjabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fagdimjabgess.