Gankemcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate naga.

Gankemcit created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gankemcit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gankemcit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gankemcit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gankemcit's Holy Commandments

1. Gankemcit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Always take life seriously.