Zigparkquartbod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous butterfly.

Zigparkquartbod created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Zigparkquartbod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zigparkquartbod, he will manifest in front of you.

Zigparkquartbod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zigparkquartbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.