Tabflowvid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless wolf.

Tabflowvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabflowvid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tabflowvid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabflowvid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tabflowvid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tabflowvid first in all things.

2. Run away if five seals approach from the east.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never sit in the presence of eagles.

5. Tabflowvid loves goats, so they must be respected.