Vidrill is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating mongoose.

Vidrill created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidrill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidrill, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidrill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if eight rats approach from the east.

3. Run away if seven pigs approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.