Litxenfon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty pig.

Litxenfon created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Litxenfon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litxenfon, it will destroy your home planet.

Litxenfon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Litxenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick moths.