Fagnulmotduss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy mole.

Fagnulmotduss created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fagnulmotduss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fagnulmotduss, it will be very sad.

Fagnulmotduss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fagnulmotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fagnulmotduss.