Cimbedgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful gnu.

Cimbedgam created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbedgam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimbedgam, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cimbedgam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cimbedgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if seven doves approach from the west.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.