Fligcebbad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome deer.

Fligcebbad created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligcebbad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fligcebbad, he will turn you into a slug.

Fligcebbad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fligcebbad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.