Camdussteen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent goose.

Camdussteen created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camdussteen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camdussteen, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Camdussteen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Camdussteen's Holy Commandments

1. Camdussteen loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.