Nullflis is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow mouse.

Nullflis created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullflis, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nullflis, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nullflis' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nullflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick squirrels.