Gumhivfutnatveenrowtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful mouse.

Gumhivfutnatveenrowtarp created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumhivfutnatveenrowtarp, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gumhivfutnatveenrowtarp, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gumhivfutnatveenrowtarp's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gumhivfutnatveenrowtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never jump near ants.

4. Worship no other gods but Gumhivfutnatveenrowtarp.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.