Zodsawtam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust slug.

Zodsawtam created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Zodsawtam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodsawtam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zodsawtam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zodsawtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Zodsawtam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.