Bimkambog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless mongoose.

Bimkambog created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimkambog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bimkambog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bimkambog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bimkambog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight pigs approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never sit in the presence of horses.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.