Catdissak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able cow.

Catdissak created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdissak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Catdissak, he will turn you into a frog.

Catdissak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Catdissak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about planets.