Nibgidkar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unjust meerkat.

Nibgidkar created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibgidkar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibgidkar, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nibgidkar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nibgidkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never jump in the presence of dogs.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never mention geese.