Fidwapluntip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient goblin.

Fidwapluntip created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidwapluntip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fidwapluntip, he will be very unhappy.

Fidwapluntip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fidwapluntip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. You must love Fidwapluntip.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.