Yarlfadhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful mouse.

Yarlfadhiv created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfadhiv, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarlfadhiv, she will turn you into a mole.

Yarlfadhiv's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yarlfadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Never think about gravity.