Ominparkhamxen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful wyvern.

Ominparkhamxen created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Ominparkhamxen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominparkhamxen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ominparkhamxen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ominparkhamxen's Holy Commandments

1. Ominparkhamxen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Ominparkhamxen's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not covet oxen.