Fudsomlan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm otter.

Fudsomlan created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudsomlan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudsomlan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fudsomlan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fudsomlan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fudsomlan.

2. You must love Fudsomlan.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick capybaras.