Gepragmob is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent gorilla.

Gepragmob created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepragmob, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepragmob, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gepragmob's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gepragmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. You must love Gepragmob.

3. Run away from brown goats, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear boots.