Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful giraffe.

Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot first in all things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bepnullnatzanhakquafmipwot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Feed all hungry moths.