Damcuntom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive wolf.

Damcuntom created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Damcuntom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damcuntom, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Damcuntom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Damcuntom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Respect your elders.