Hakbamleg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful wasp.

Hakbamleg created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbamleg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hakbamleg, she will turn you into a rat.

Hakbamleg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hakbamleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hakbamleg's priests.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never bounce in holy places.