Godtargtab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive zebra.

Godtargtab created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtargtab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Godtargtab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Godtargtab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Godtargtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godtargtab.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Godtargtab.