Bennegwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain human.

Bennegwon created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bennegwon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bennegwon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bennegwon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bennegwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never look at moons.