Rotcipgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omniscient raccoon.

Rotcipgam created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotcipgam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rotcipgam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rotcipgam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rotcipgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Put Rotcipgam first in all things.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rotcipgam.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.