Lunfarnjon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust octopus.

Lunfarnjon created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfarnjon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lunfarnjon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Lunfarnjon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lunfarnjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.