Komyatteen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow yak.

Komyatteen created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komyatteen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Komyatteen, he will turn you into a snail.

Komyatteen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Komyatteen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must pray to Komyatteen three times a day.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.