Lankipdod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured horse.

Lankipdod created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lankipdod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lankipdod, she will come to you in dreams.

Lankipdod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lankipdod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lankipdod.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Lankipdod on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear red shirts.

5. Never write about gravity.