Pinfumkimkenlenquafzodton Cabguthug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving pig.

Pinfumkimkenlenquafzodton Cabguthug created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinfumkimkenlenquafzodton Cabguthug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pinfumkimkenlenquafzodton Cabguthug, it will turn you into a slug.

Pinfumkimkenlenquafzodton Cabguthug's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pinfumkimkenlenquafzodton Cabguthug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never paint your neck blue.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Run away if six shrews approach from the south.