Arndid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing armadillo.

Arndid created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arndid, she will turn you into a worm.

Arndid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Arndid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.