Jatmigfem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive swan.

Jatmigfem created water two years ago.

If you believe in Jatmigfem, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jatmigfem, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jatmigfem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jatmigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat tomatoes.