Xemgatfad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent ant.

Xemgatfad created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Xemgatfad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xemgatfad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Xemgatfad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Xemgatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never think about gravity.