Stanjappop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust hare.

Stanjappop created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Stanjappop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stanjappop, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stanjappop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stanjappop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Stanjappop.

3. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if three dogs approach from the north.