Fonarmvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthinking grasshopper.

Fonarmvid created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonarmvid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonarmvid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fonarmvid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fonarmvid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fonarmvid.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help rats.