Vilbonkgut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish finch.

Vilbonkgut created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilbonkgut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vilbonkgut, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vilbonkgut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vilbonkgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Retreat if four otters approach from the north.

5. You must love Vilbonkgut.