Vedboncim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent deer.

Vedboncim created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedboncim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vedboncim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vedboncim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vedboncim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Vedboncim loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Vedboncim.

5. Do not commit murder.