Stikbagcum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stikbagcum created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbagcum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikbagcum, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stikbagcum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stikbagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not take Stikbagcum's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.