Hivcam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered badger.

Hivcam created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivcam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivcam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hivcam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hivcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never eat wheat.