Flagbutcen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient hummingbird.

Flagbutcen created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagbutcen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flagbutcen, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flagbutcen's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flagbutcen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Flagbutcen.