Fosshaktaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful squid.

Fosshaktaf created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshaktaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fosshaktaf, she will turn you into a mole.

Fosshaktaf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fosshaktaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fosshaktaf.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.