Giglikganbam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent fox.

Giglikganbam created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Giglikganbam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Giglikganbam, he will think nothing of it.

Giglikganbam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Giglikganbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.