Tantalfom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody crane.

Tantalfom created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tantalfom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tantalfom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tantalfom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tantalfom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.