Bumrillgilqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced dragonfly.

Bumrillgilqueeg created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumrillgilqueeg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bumrillgilqueeg, it will turn you into a goat.

Bumrillgilqueeg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bumrillgilqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.