Quimcetbed is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, boastful horse.

Quimcetbed created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimcetbed, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quimcetbed, he will refuse to believe in you.

Quimcetbed's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quimcetbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never jump near foxes.