Ditnigrullstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane wyrm.

Ditnigrullstaf created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditnigrullstaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ditnigrullstaf, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ditnigrullstaf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ditnigrullstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Ditnigrullstaf on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditnigrullstaf.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Never paint your face blue.