Raptettifly is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise beaver.

Raptettifly created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Raptettifly, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Raptettifly, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Raptettifly's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Raptettifly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.