Xinrullgov is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish eagle.

Xinrullgov created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinrullgov, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xinrullgov, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xinrullgov's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Xinrullgov's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if eight frogs approach from the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.