Fumstragnak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, smart cat.

Fumstragnak created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumstragnak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumstragnak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fumstragnak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fumstragnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.